Our mission is simple. Orgies, human rights, & hats. With every purchase, 100% net proceeds are donated to abortion funds across the nation.

Buy a hat and help support reproductive rights!

Buy a hat and help support reproductive rights!

We sell custom made-to-order, high quality, 100% cotton dad hats, beans, and now more! With every purchase you help us make a difference and help raise money to National Network of Abortion Funds. A wonderful 501(c)(3) non-profit that builds power to remove financial and logistical barriers to abortion access.

THE ORDAINED

Some of the official Satanic orgy members:

  • Added to our website with their consent, of course. Consent always required here at the orgy