Kinky Khaki
Finally, a hat your mom won’t question and your dom will love.
Embroidered in Kinky Khaki—a suspiciously innocent shade of dad-pants that whispers “I’m not like other boys.” Neutral enough to match your trauma.
100% cotton shell. High-quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended.
Note: Last model pic isn’t wearing Kinky Khaki. She’s rocking ‘Big Naturals’ in our Dark Lord font for reference. Don’t worry —the curse is colorblind.
Choose your font:
- Law & Order SVU – Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval.
- Dark Lord – Gothic serif, cursed in the best way. Looks like it was ripped from an exorcism transcript.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
These are made-to-order. Once summoned, they cannot be un-summoned. No returns or exchanges at this time—choose wisely, mortal.
TIMING
We stitch it into existence for you. Ships in 10-15 business days for creation + fulfillment because dark magic takes time.
Questions? Email followmetothesatanicorgy@gmail.com
