Butt Plug Black
Custom embroidered for the goth freaks who love a classic.
This unisex dad hat in Butt Plug Black is made to order and dyes in a solid obsidian black void. Perfect for when you’re feeling mysterious, horny, or both.
100% cotton shell. High-quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended.
Choose your font:
- Law & Order SVU – Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval.
- Dark Lord – Gothic serif, cursed in the best way. Looks like it was ripped from an exorcism transcript.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
These are made-to-order. Once summoned, they cannot be un-summoned. No returns or exchanges at this time—choose wisely, mortal.
TIMING
We stitch it into existence for you. Ships in 10-15 business days for creation + fulfillment because dark magic takes time.
Questions? Email followmetothesatanicorgy@gmail.com
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