Butt Plug Black
Custom embroidered for the goth freaks who love a classic.
This unisex dad hat in Butt Plug Black is made to order and dyes in a solid obsidian black void. Perfect for when you’re feeling mysterious, horny, or both.
100% cotton shell. High-quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended.
Choose your font:
- Law & Order SVU – Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval.
- Dark Lord – Gothic serif, cursed in the best way. Looks like it was ripped from an exorcism transcript.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
These are made-to-order. Once summoned, they cannot be un-summoned. No returns or exchanges at this time—choose wisely, mortal.
TIMING
We stitch it into existence for you. Ships in 10-15 business days for creation + fulfillment because dark magic takes time.
Questions? Email followmetothesatanicorgy@gmail.com
Customer Reviews
I am not a baseball hat girl per se, but I totally broke my own stylistic rule to wear this subversively chic topper. I love traveling through middle America sporting “Follow me to the Satanic Orgy” and realizing once and for all most citizens don’t read. This cap makes me feel cool and keeps the sun’s rays off my vampire skin while supporting a good cause. It’s Goth-tastic!
Sporting this hat at any occasion creates a magnetic curiosity. I regularly detect wholesome and perplexed followers that I’m eager to explain the purpose of my head shield. I love the ice breakers of satanism, orgies, and the vast and imperative conversation of abortion rights. This is a flawless garment that is not only hilarious, it is forward and progressive. I am a strong advocate of this product and the ethical humans behind its development. Mic drop.
The lettering is clean and the color is great. Got it in Dark Lord font, my buddies and i bought a bunch for my birthday and we walked around Los Angeles wearing them. They were a hit.
People comment on it every time I wear it. It’s just the right amount of chaotic and the fabric is better than I expected. All i wear is black so naturally i got the "Butt Plug" black. I LOVE IT!
Every time I wear it I feel slightly braver. Can’t explain it. Just works.
