Kinky Khaki
Finally, a hat your mom won’t question and your dom will love.
Embroidered in Kinky Khaki—a suspiciously innocent shade of dad-pants that whispers “I’m not like other boys.” Neutral enough to match your trauma.
100% cotton shell. High-quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended.
Note: Last model pic isn’t wearing Kinky Khaki. She’s rocking ‘Big Naturals’ in our Dark Lord font for reference. Don’t worry —the curse is colorblind.
Choose your font:
- Law & Order SVU – Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval.
- Dark Lord – Gothic serif, cursed in the best way. Looks like it was ripped from an exorcism transcript.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
These are made-to-order. Once summoned, they cannot be un-summoned. No returns or exchanges at this time—choose wisely, mortal.
TIMING
We stitch it into existence for you. Ships in 10-15 business days for creation + fulfillment because dark magic takes time.
Questions? Email followmetothesatanicorgy@gmail.com
Customer Reviews
All of my other hats have been sadly neglected since I got the kinky khaki orgy hat! Not only is it good quality and a comfortable fit, but the color goes well with everything I own. I love that it catches attention everywhere I go! Half of the old ladies in my neighborhood think I’m in a satanic cult, and the ones that bother to ask get to hear about my feelings on bodily autonomy and reproductive rights- either way it’s a win ❤️
Love the design and the stitching is solid. Only downside was shipping—it took almost three weeks to get to me. Would still order again, though.
The Kinky Khaki orgy hat is the perfect accessory to strap on while running around town and completing errands! Cashiers and friends alike are always delighted when they notice it, and it's sparked lots of fun conversations and generally improved the quality of my life by an order of magnitude. All while supporting a good cause...what's not to love here?!
I love that it makes people pause for a second before saying something. Perfect icebreaker.
Where to begin... I LOVE THESE HATS! I live in them. I have the Bukkake Black and the Kinky Khaki. They are 1000% a conversation starter and I love telling people the story behind them/ what they support (also have to remind them there are no events LOL). The fit of them is perfect. They are by far cutest and most flattering dad hat you can buy. Get one. Support a good cause. Look cute doing it. It's a win win.
