Eggplant Emoji (Purple)
It’s giving temptation. It’s giving 🍆.
Embroidered in that kind of purple—the one that makes you send a 2am “u up?” and mean it. So purple it should be illegal in 20 states.
100% cotton shell. High-quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended.
Choose your font:
- Law & Order SVU – Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval.
- Dark Lord – Gothic serif, cursed in the best way. Looks like it was ripped from an exorcism transcript.
Note: Human model is not wearing Eggplant Emoji. She’s in Bukkake black in our Dark Lord font. Don’t worry —the curse is colorblind.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
These are made-to-order. Once summoned, they cannot be un-summoned. No returns or exchanges at this time—choose wisely, mortal.
TIMING
We stitch it into existence for you. Ships in 10-15 business days for creation + fulfillment because dark magic takes time.
Questions? Email followmetothesatanicorgy@gmail.com
Customer Reviews
Kinda pricy YES but it's worth it.
My friends made fun of me for getting this and now they all want one.
The hat quality is great, I love the color and so did Lucy (the daughter of the devil), this picture was taken in pandemic times, but we can all agree pandemic or not that satanic orgies are great and so is this hat, so buy one now and help these ladies to fund abortion access and yourself to a nice hat, everyone wins!
The stitching and shape are surprisingly solid. This feels like more than just a gimmick hat—it’s actually good.
Bought it on impulse and now it’s the thing I reach for the most. Dark Lord font of course.
