It’s giving temptation. It’s giving 🍆.

Embroidered in that kind of purple—the one that makes you send a 2am “u up?” and mean it. So purple it should be illegal in 20 states.

100% cotton shell. High-quality back metal and faux leather strap. Embroidered in California with white thread. You know, like God intended.

 Choose your font:

• Law & Order SVU – Bold, all caps, and ready for court. Mariska Hartigay would nod in approval.
• Dark Lord – Gothic serif, cursed in the best way. Looks like it was ripped from an exorcism transcript.

Note: Human model is not wearing Eggplant Emoji. She’s in Bukkake black in our Dark Lord font. Don’t worry —the curse is colorblind. 

RETURN & REFUND POLICY

These are made-to-order. Once summoned, they cannot be un-summoned. No returns or exchanges at this time—choose wisely, mortal.

TIMING

We stitch it into existence for you. Ships in 10-15 business days for creation + fulfillment because dark magic takes time. 

Questions? Email followmetothesatanicorgy@gmail.com