We make embroidered dad hats for the post-roe apocolypse
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GET YOUR CURSED HAT
Choose your font. Choose your color. We summon it.
Six colors. One message. Funding abortion access forever.
Embroidered hats from the cursed corner of the internet. 30% of proceeds fund abortion access.
- Bukkake Black$48.00
- Butt Plug Black$48.00
- Kinky Khaki$48.00
- Eggplant Emoji (Purple)$48.00
- Original Sin (Hot Pink)$48.00
- Baja Cum Blast$48.00
Every hat is made to order.
You pick the font. You pick the color.
We summon it.
30% of every purchase funds abortion access through the National Network of Abortion Funds.
The rest keeps us alive enough to keep doing this.


Photos by Brett Wiltshire, the shadow-lurking lens behind the orgy.


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